HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

• Golden Retriever:
  The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

• Border Collie:
  Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

• Dachshund:
  You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

• Rottweiler:
  Make me.

• Lab:
  Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

• Malamute:
  Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

• Jack Russell Terrier:
  I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture..

• Poodle:
  I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

• Cocker Spaniel:
  Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

• Doberman Pinscher:
  While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

• Boxer:
  Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

• Mastiff:
  Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

• Chihuahua:
  Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

• Irish Wolfhound:
  Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

• Pointer:
  I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

• Greyhound:
  It isn't moving. Who cares?

• Australian Shepherd:
  First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

• Old English Sheep Dog:
  Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

• Hound Dog:
  ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

• Cat:
  Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is how long will it be before I can expect light?