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(Taken from GenVibe forums.. http://forums.genvibe.com/zerothread?id=6963)

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K      is      8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E      is      11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E      is      1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T      is      21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G     is      1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

                

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will get you there, bullsh*t and ass kissing will put you over the top!!!!